Dancing With The Beej

When the wireless internet at my apartment actually works

MY REACTION WHEN I FIRST HEARD JUSTIN TIMBERLAKES NEW SONG

When I check my bank statement

When my mom tells me I need to start giving average looking guys a chance

At the end of the longest week ever..

*Yes, we see the spelling error.

When you overhear two interns talking about work..

Them:

You:

When my family stages an intervention to tell me to start online dating

What life is becoming.

Everyone else:

Me:

When my friend tells me I should read “He’s Just Not That Into You”